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A child gets home. His mom and dad are at table. His dad asks, "Why did you took so long, boy?" "I was at the library, studying for an exam". The detector beeps. The father explains, "this is a lie detector, boy! You better tell the truth…" "Ok, ok, I was at a friend ́s house and we were watching a Christian film…" The detector beeps. "Fine!
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I'm describing you. One liner tags: insults, rude. 79.54 % / 173 votes. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication! One liner tags: insults, life, marriage, men, women. 79.46 % / 606 votes. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. One liner tags: family, insults.
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One liner tags: marriage, school, women. 2.34 % / 1515 votes. I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. One liner tags: marriage, mistake, women. 81.46 % / 114 votes. The newest hillarious one liners! Latest contributions to the largest collection of 4659 best one line jokes rated by viewers.
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A teenage girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her mom and dad. They find his tattoos, piercings, and haircut completely gross. Later, after the boyfriend leaves, the girl's mom says, "I don't think he's a very kind person, dear.". "Oh, mom, please!" replies the daughter.
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1. Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. 2. You're not pretty enough to be this stupid. 3. You are depriving some village somewhere of an idiot. 4. I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you. 5. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 6. I'm not as stupid as you look. 7. Your parents are disappointed in you. 8.
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1. Weirdly, I've been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. —- 2. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! —- 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. —- 4. Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
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A horse goes into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Admit it. You just groaned. But we're guessing you also couldn't help but chuckle a little at that bad joke, because it was funny.
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